He invaded Ukraine in the winter

Guess I’m boofing bath salts for the foreseeable future!

Just fatly going around corners

My money’s on China coast guard accidentally killing some Filipino navy personnel, or launching a ‘humanitarian’ mission to the Kinmen islands in the wake of a natural disaster such as the current typhoon kong-rey

Even C/selfhosted fears self hosted email servers lmao

Stealing wine is a mugs game. Stealing the wine trees right out of the ground is where it’s at. Infinite wine glitch!

I’ll get a new lettuce

Fire is never friendly

I would sell my cat for a bag of pretzels.

I don’t see the problem, it will be just like the days of company towns, except way bigger, they will control the banks, hospitals, prisons and military, and you cannot leave unless they let you!

“It seems the cat-burgular was caught by the very person who was trying to catch him! How ironic!”

Did you see QI last night?

I firmly believe it’s because this fuckhead wasn’t satisfied with the whole ocean 580mya and decided to crawl his greedy ass up on land.

People think it’s gonna be fun, like Zombieland. Instead, it’s going to be fun, like The Road.

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US: “Good luck, I’m behind seven proxies!”

But then I will miss out when it’s my turn to be king!

DOUBLE WAR!

Drones famously require roads to travel. This is a real blow for the south.

Why are they asking Taiwan? They should be asking Beijing, right?