Sure, why not. People gave you all the information on Reddit for free, you might as well sell it to the highest bidder without compensating them. I call it the “Veasey maneuver.”

Kbin shows a picture of Data from Star Trek smoking a pipe.

Elementary, my dear Mr. Putin.

This dude gives me the same vibes as Mojo Jojo in that episode of The Powerpuff Girls, where he’s protected by a bunch of dumb hippies.

“Not so fast, Mojo Jojo!”
“Help, I’m being oppressed!”
“Not so fast, Powerpuff Girls!”

Sure blew up Dr. Oz’s political career.

The biggest challenge of the interview was the translator trying to understand what Tucker Carlson was saying with his mouth full.

Well, better DO something about it then!

God made herpes, and I don’t want that, either.

“If you only knew how tired I was of you calling me that!”

Sorry, been watching too much BTAS again.

Belarus! The country whose existence you only know about from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?!

Trump’s dead, though, right? Yeah, I can live with that.

Have less babies, have more babies! Geez, China, make up your minds!

Haw haw!

SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ELON MUSK. END STATEMENT.

What, did ChatGPT find an algorithm that writes irresponsible “both sides are equally as bad” news articles faster and better than the New York Times? I can see why that’d rattle their cage. You know, the bird cage lined with copies of the New York Times.

Shoot ink on paper. That’s all you need to do. Don’t give me a built in screen, or onerous firmware, or any of that nonsense.

Remember when Domino’s Pizza admitted that their pizza was shit, and that they’d work really hard to make it less shit? How’d that work out for them?

I can’t wait for Commander Data’s Greatest Love Songs collection. He sings with such soullessness!

Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

I wished for the bare minimum of decency, and Elon the Nazi sympathizer failed to deliver. If I wanted a social network full of right-wing nutjobs, I would have just signed up with Truth or Gab. Maybe you’d be more comfortable there, though.