God I hope not. That would mean my penis was severed and you some how got ahold of it…

Oh no, I hope you don’t sit on my face! Ooohhhh that would be so terrible!!!

There is no such thing as a bad pair of boobs.

I mean, I would hope so. Touching without permission would be hella creepy.

I dunno, that sounds like alotta work…

Well, it’s not that surprising. Surprising would be if you had say, Nicholas Cages face super imposed down there.

tips fedora Are you perhaps up for some D&D M’Lady? shakes dice bag

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who prays for the prayer…

totes 👍

maybe they were. We don’t know where she lives.

Well, there’s some wallpaper I need to put up…

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And god bless you for that! 🫡

DAMMIT! You stole my line!

It’s coming along slowly. But nicely.

Well technically one would hope so. I mean if your head was bigger than your boobs AND body… well that would be a big head.

I was actually looking at the leggings.

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…then the boobs.

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“that’s a nice chair!”

I would just be worried about chipping a tooth…