What is the actual point of becoming a 1% co-owner of a rental house? Is this some kind of tax thing?

Truth. RVs and sailboats are not here. But I feel confident I’d get all the discussion I need if I wanted to install Linux on my sailboat.

You need to use trigger warnings for this kind of shit.

I’m imagining what happens is they organize a giant search party to look for you (this is not the good kind of giant party) Eventually they find your corpse and put it in a refrigerator for a long time while your relatives argue with the police about whether you were kidnapped and murdered. Somebody pays for all this, maybe the tax payers, maybe your relatives, I don’t know. Then after all that you finally get to have your expensive funeral but on top of being sad, everybody is frustrated.

I’m thinking, better all around if you just don’t die quite yet because that shit is just awkward.

Gluck auf!

Yep, me too

Edit: except not this one, apparently

I used XMPP for years, then my work switched to using it, then my work switched to Slack.

XMPP was fine.