Dharma Curious

Me. I would love to be a third shift librarian.

They’re tired and would like to take a nap. Do the right thing and make them a sandwich. Getting milked is exhausting, especially if it’s a power play thing with post milking overstim.

This. Exactly this. I’m dying to know.

This would make an excellent recurring story on American dad wherein Jeff is secretly a Superman à la quailman from Doug.

I have genuinely no idea how any of that works. I’m a monkey with a smart phone. I just want to be able to connect all my shit. Lol. I have a mouse, keyboard, external drive, et cetera. I ended up getting Bluetooth mouse and keyboard, but I prefer my USB keyboard much more.

Worst part is, you can’t even really find a USB c hub that’s just USB c. Bunch of other shit you don’t need because everything uses A or C. I just want like 5 USB c ports and I’ll be happy. I updated everything I own to USB C, and I never have enough ports.

Are you in college, or do you have a friend who is? Often you can sign in through your college’s library for access.

It’s 4 in the morning and I’m sick, got them albuterol inhaler shakes, and “soggy bones” made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit.

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I have a cheapish samsung tablet that has blue light filtering, a black and white option, and super low screen brightness options. Low enough that if you’re in a dark room, it’s low enough that i can’t have it all the way down and still read.

Iunno, the capitalist pigs love that reserve army of labor.

This has been my argument to people who say it’s not possible for us to get to some dystopian point with automation, loss of jobs, AI, et cetera. "just unplug it!’

Bish, we can’t get companies to stop grinding up plastic and dumping it in the ocean to save 0.00001 Dollars. You think we can stop fucking skynet? Bezos will never unplug Alexa, even if Alexa became sentient and tried to kill all the homeless.

@stamets@startrek.website Told ya so!

Typically, your shift is just an hour longer/shorter. Though, I’ve worked for companies that tried to scam me, and pay me for 8 hours on the night with 9 hours, under the guise that they would pay me 8 hours on the night with 7. Nope. I don’t trust your ass, and I don’t know that I’ll still be working here in 6 months. I’ll take my $8.75 for tonight, tyvm.

I’ve never watched It’s Always Sunny (meaning to, I promise!), but dude on the far left is exactly my type.

… I’ve never wanted to pay all my bills at the same time so much before…

What am I missing here? Because it sounds like they’re saying they’ve discovered a new thing that registers to us as sour, not actually a new flavor?

Mmm… bleachy.

When I first got on lemmy, before I really understood how it worked, and before I had a decent list of communities, I had it set to hide read posts, and would mindlessly like everything in order to get it to load new things I hadn’t seen yet. My up vote history gonna be weird. How do I see it?

Oh, God, this is so painfully accurate.