At least the cake day bot seems to be working.

Happy cake day and many pleasant returns!

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You said rape twice

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Listen to this guy/girl OP.

Your dentist will almost certainly recommend:

-Getting an electric toothbrush, READING THE INSTRUCTIONS, and using at least twice daily.

-Simultaneously, getting a water-pik or similar (they make travel ones too) and using it twice a day. (Tastier if you fill it with mouthwash).

Or shell out ~$10k or more (in the US) later for ignoring this advice, like I will in April, for gum restoration procedures.

Plus nobody will tell you you have eye-watering bad breath, but they will certainly hold it against you.

You are going to let some nobody at the mall put a piece of steel through your unblemished, perfect skin in its most sensitive bits?

That sounds like punishment. If a judge told you that was your penalty for a crime, it would be considered cruel and unusual.

Please reconsider. And question the intentions of anyone telling you that’s a good idea.

MF is 49 years old.

My man is jacked.