We have examined our behavior thoroughly and come to the conclusion that we have done nothing wrong.
Corollary: we never do anything wrong
Second corollary: we are incapable of doing anything wrong
Third corollary: Leo, you got any more of them luxury vacations?
I’m just going to come in here and say the Neo Geo Pocket Color will always have a place in my heart.
Leonard Nimoy was the narrator, not the fish. Alas.
Super Monkey Ball is a fun suggestion! Plus it’s got an interesting GBA version with an untextured 3D engine for rendering courses that I found pretty impressive.
I’m going to stay retro because I’m on a retro kick right now. I’m also a big fan of chunky old-school graphics, so most of these are available in some form or another on GB, GBC, GBA, GG, or my personal favorite, NGPC.
I stuck with mostly mindless action or traversal, leaving off things with complicated puzzle solving or exploration and what to do/where to go challenge, hence things like Sonic and Mario yes but Metroid and Zelda no. That said, there’s plenty more if you’re up for some light exploration thinking. Shantae for GBC is a delightful example.
Puzzle/Tetris-like:
Mindless Action/Adventure:
Pure Platformer:
Sports:
Other:
They weren’t even ready for a war at Kursk, which they had been warned of, against a country that was already busy getting attacked by Russia.
Your post history makes you look like a mediocre person who wishes they were a Russian bot.
I would assume step 1 is to call out Cloudflare for abetting criminal activity and if they refuse to stop serving Xitter in Brazil, then they too are crassly flouting Brazilian national law and should be banned from the country as well. It would be a brutal showdown, but one would hope that losing ALL OF BRAZIL might hurt the margins enough to make them reconsider.
Smashing pumpkins into small piles of putrid debris!
A promise is a promise. I could see backing out if there were extenuating circumstances or some kind of concession to try and mitigate it, but it was just cartoon dollar signs in his eyes and a middle finger to everyone else.
But yeah, I didn’t have time to go into detail but I appreciate you adding the extra nuance to the fact that all signs point to this guy being a toxic piece of shit all around.
I don’t know and I don’t care. Palmer Luckey was the guy who started Oculus, promised it would never sell out, then instantly sold it to Facebook and started a privacy invasion company.
Fuck Palmer Luckey and fuck his Chromatic, but the game is cute.
Yeah, I was exaggerating a bit but frankly I don’t love the trend. I want portable and tightly designed, not Yet Another Nintendo Switch Shaped Device. My favorite device at the moment is probably the TrimUI Smart, and if they could pack the power of that into the form factor of the Model S with L2/R2 and a better screen, I’d be very happy.
One decent larger device with thumbsticks for later generation consoles is reasonable, but these are all feeling so same-y.
I worry that with the trend toward larger screens and more capable processors in every retro device, one day we’ll need retro-retro devices that harken back to the days of retro devices with lesser capabilities.
My exact thought. Just…why?
Yeah JW3 somehow managed to do so many things that seemed like wins and then somehow was just…boring.
Jurassic World trilogy writer? Uggggh.
Instead of watching whatever the hell this ends up being, just read this ancient and hilarious screenshot Let’s Play. I guarantee it’s more entertaining, especially if you remember early 2000’s internet, before it turned into <gestures at everything>.
https://lparchive.org/Oregon-Trail-(by-Chewbot)/