Can you imagine how it probably smells?

Nope, not wrong. We appreciate you.

Only downside to it. Ran it in a windows VM in Unraid for about 5 years.

I think BlueIris full retail copy is something like $50. You pay yearly for upgrades which is around $25. It’s gone through many major upgrades. They do have a trial you can grab to give it a shot.

I know you said Open Source but the ones I tried were not fabulous. I used BlueIris for about a decade. I recently depreciated that for a Ubiquity NVR and cameras. BlueIris works well if you have an Intel CPU with iGPU to do the decoding. BlueIris can record to network attached storage and if you follow online guidelines you can ensure CPU utilization isn’t through the roof.

While I agree that when the tip option comes up at the register when someone is literally handing something back to me (like takeout) is sort of ridiculous. However, that’s vastly different than someone going to the store on your behalf, checking out, driving to your house and walking all items to your front door does probably merit a tip. While I agree, some tipping suggestions from Instacart are a bit on the high side, think of the human being on the other side of this service. If you truly don’t want to tip, you’re welcome to get your own goddamned groceries. Food for thought.

Of course! This is a lovely one. Thanks for sharing!

Or just dumb luck, which was my case.

And can contain some fun ascii art.

Saw the title. Didn’t register in my brain. Opened photo. Content is tastefully done but ultimately not for me. Upvoted for austerity purposes.

This guy shits.