Exactly lol. If it’s instant you know you fucked up

Because I haven’t taken them off

Decaf?? Wtf. Gross.

I only do it because it works!

Maybe if it didn’t weigh 3 tons…

I do wish I could, but this time on anxiety meds. I finally started them a year or so ago and it’s been completely life-changing. I can’t even imagine how much better my school experience and social life would have been…

I think they wanted to avoid “Reddit Twitter becoming becoming worse worse”

Butt-ripping dookie?

Thanks I hate it

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Pißwasser