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https://www.complex.com/style/a/soo-young-kim/the-gap-gets-freaky-with-pegged-boyfriend-jeans

However, the new method has its own challenges. One problem is that the diamonds grown with this technique are tiny; the largest ones are hundreds of thousands of times smaller than the ones grown with HPHT. That makes them too small to be used as jewels.

Not going to be wearing these any time soon

Now that’s what I call ally-ship