The best plant advice is deep in the comments of !gonewild.

If I was a coworker and I knew that, I would make sure to end up in a supply room with you so I can lift your skirt and slap your cute ass. In that situation would you prefer gentle slaps and feeling up your butt or harder audible smacks?

Are you verified? This post and your !facedownassup@lemmynsfw.com posts are so sexy that I just want to slide into it.

It is permanently locked around it? And everyone that sees you thinks you are a sub? That is so kinky. How does that make you feel?

You have a pretty pussy, naughty girl!

I would slap your ass if you wear your collar. Do you?

How does that skirt look like when you are standing - how much does it cover?

If I was your manager, I would just ask for a picture for proof, then nod and say ‘Understandable, have a nice day!’

She also has publicly available official content on /user/celestialceleste_.

What do you have to study?

So that was you? 😉

Rule #34 There is porn of it. No exceptions.

Your question made me research the origin and here is what I found, I hope you find it interesting:

Wikipedia article

Know Your Meme article on Rules of the Internet

The webcomic, from 2003

Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Rules of the Internet, from 2006

Lurkmore Wiki article on Rules of the Internet, from 2009

@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world It didn’t take long to prove rule 34 right again.

/r/pussy, /r/rearpussy and /r/LabiaGW have good banners and I suggest something like that - a mix of front and rear, innie and outie, pale and dark (/u/sexmeat), shaved and trimmed. It would be good to be made entirely of original content like /r/LabiaGW to showcase the community, and as it grows we can add more.

I have appended [nonOC].

That smile. That damn smile.

Whoa! You have really gotten yourself into quite a predicament.

They are huge, almost as big as her head. Good ratio too.

I agree and I would add that communication is important so ask her. A surprise sounds fun in a film or on TV but it is not worth it in real life unless you are sure she would like it.

That would be a better fit for /c/rearpussy and they could benefit from some growth because it is such a nice view.