Juanito Greco, el destruidor de tabelas

Even wasm relies on javascript and frankly, I see its existence as a failure of many layers. Machine code -> Operating system -> Browser -> WASM (emulated machine code)

The next step after programmer socks

20-ish, rather. You can still find some legacy systems running some version of VisualBasic on Windows.

Also disagree with op, javascript is the current “lingua franca” of programming. Unless every browser decides to allow scripting in a less shotgun-your-foot language, javascript will remain widely used.

Crazy Shinobi Taxi, where you have drive a taxi to take passengers to their destinations, all while doing impossible acrobatic stunts that fire shurikens and kunais at nearby enemy ninja taxi drivers

Should fan translations and cultural restoration be encouraged for classic video games?

Yes, especially when official translations are shoddy and/or remove/censor stuff from the original

How do you feel about restoring original content, possibly dealing with sensitive issues, that was removed in Western releases of SNES games?

For most games, it’s only “sensitive” because a loud bunch of idiots screams too loudly without even understanding where/how/why things are being used. It’s also important to remember that the 80s had a full blown satanic panic in the main western market (USA), which only started to wane in the 90s

Bobby tables, noooooooo!

atleast a 5/10 in effort

It has [2] R’s, simple!

Storytime, please?

Historical piracy was never about social justice, especially when you consider that a number of pirates during the 1600-1800s received government’s blessings to operate, so long as they didn’t attack the nation’s ships.

Pirates simply did on sea the same thing highway robbers have been doing on land since the dawn of civilization.

That too, but also lots of glitching through walls and, most importantly, “doing everything as wrong as possible”

Being able to accurately explain how you broke shit

This is the most important part. Or look at systems like SpiffingBrit and Josh (Let’s Game it Out) look at games

Unless the companies sell their DRM as a service instead of a per-movie-product, nothing would happen, I suppose, other than no more customer support. I suspect any online checks the DRM does is with the movie owners rather than the software developer.

Oh, windows has definitely seen better days in the past. It’s not irony either, it’s just a matter of looking at the amount of “features” nobody asked for that they push onto users anyway. Liked the XP-7 start menu? Too bad, now you’re stuck with whatever. That simple calculator program? Get a load of this UWP style calculator instead! Don’t want auto anti-aliasing with MSPaint’s brush? Fuck you, it’s there and you won’t disable it. Liked Solitaire and Freecell ad-free? HAHA GET REKT

I’d infiltrate said company only to make sure it goes bankrupt asap

I’m glad I wasn’t the only uncultured swine unaware of the ++++ = #

On PC, you can hold Alt and press a number combination, like 1 or 257, to get an ASCII smiley. Not Unicode, but hey, it’s something

At least one from the loch ness monster