Your dad looked ridiculous Vinnie did him a favor

Lol I was going to bring up bananadine

Where the fuck are you spending that much on eggs?

Feeding all the kids costs LESS in most cases than the administrative cost to determining eligibility, and doesn’t put any (less) stigma on those who choose to accept it. Our school district does free lunch for any student, any grade, throughout the summer. I think making as little a deal about it as possible is a dignity thing. Let people have help without hoops to jump through or a societal perception of shame.

Liberate Ukraine and we can have GTA6

That’s because Woke is their oppression

Thank fuck your hear too correct him, I didnt understand what he meant because of the typo!

What does HR have to say about that?

This is where I wind up every time I ask.

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I miss DC++

My favorite film, Moulin Rogue, is often misunderstood.

Jesus operates a Low Orbit Ion Cannon, it’s where the smiting confusion comes from.

Can you DM that ip address please?

Lots of things are backwards in France

Guess you can just hope to never need an organ donation!

Life has tradeoffs after all.

Damn

How do you change username font wtf

This is some of the best satire I’ve read on Lemmy yet.

Brb, subscribing to netflix