Nooooo :/ Then I have no more time to go running after work in the fall and spring :c

Maybe we need “winter time” in the summer and “summer time” in the winter?

(half trolling)

I am failing to recognise if this is satire or not. Maybe my geography is too bad, but what waterway are you talking about? Israel is not strategically significant four the Suez canal, is it?

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