I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Yes!

Or if possible, let the process communicate with the other and let only one write to the file.

I had enough colleagues unable to type exactly what they asked me into whatever search engine they preferred to accept your statement. If you don’t know how to use a search engine go ask for another job.

“Hey pancake, how do I run all tests via gradle?”

Open your browser, head to Google and type “run all tests in gradle”

“Oh, nice. Thank you for your help!”

And the next day the game starts all over again.

Like with Russia? Yes, I guess they learned the lesson. Fuck dictators.

Same here. My oldest are about 18 years old now. And I use them for everything, not only to go shopping. I have the feeling they don’t understand the reuse part of reusable.

They sunk all the boats, including their own. 100% success rate!

Unfortunately some were their own ships, but still. 100%!

I’ve never said he alone is responsible for everything. For example, he has loads of assholes trying to defend him online.

Good night.

Since when do leaders have to personally execute every command? He surrounded himself with yes men for decades.

I suppose you think the Russians have a right to invade, kill and rape Ukraine?

I don’t think you can compare those situations. Putin has had everyone fall out the window that was a threat to his power. Or accidentally get himself stabbed with poison by a Russian agent. Or pour themselves poisoned tea definitely nobody else poisoned.

Retreat from Ukraine, then fall out of a window.

Something is either true or false, I would expect to have at least 50% of a chance to get it right on the first try. Nah, I fail to implement it three times because my brain went on vacation without telling me.

I suspect it’s more than just them, more and more articles look like a first gen AI wrote it. Or their editors are all primary school students.

Probably the next to come. Such a bunch of tossers!

“YTA, skittles are the food of the gods. Also you could easily dress up like a hockey puck and get hammered by the coach.”

True, but it was a selling point of the API changes if I remember correctly. Some insane fanboys attacked everyone with stupid arguments like that one when you were critical of the changes. That drove me away even faster.

I’m so glad I didn’t have to. I can’t really stand her sister.

My main issue is that they keep changing format all the time and making merge requests unnecessarily difficult. Wanna use two? I hate it but fine. But let’s agree on this and change our formatter all at once.

In come my idiotic colleagues:

“buT w3 lIke 2 SpACe5!”

fuck with the linter