Maybe the Butlerian Jihad had a point.
Maybe the Butlerian Jihad had a point.
Based LOGO programmer.
No we don’t.
“Atleast”?
And he should know because his bank balance has only gone up since he started working with them.
It is 1998. I am listening to Eiffel 65.
Sam Porter Bridges stopped him.
Computer scientists are notoriously literal.
This, but with separate services for read and write operations and another for event handling.
Couldn’t you all just vanish into the tundra if the Yanks stormed the border? They’d soon get bored and go home.
“Minor” surface differences? Some of us call them parmas, and others parmis. That runs deep.
Thirty percent of the time it works all of the time!
Generally when you go on holiday and do a detailed handover to another dev, you find the team spent the week fighting some crazy fire in prod or sudden shift in priorities from up the chain. Don’t think I’ve ever had them actually complete my work.
But I have a mouse from 20 years ago that works just fine.
I just realised why we do live coding interviews.
My credo on this kind of thing is never do something that will make your successor so mad that they find out where you live and post parts of your body to Interpol.
Document databases are just a big text field with additional index and metadata fields anyway.
Because we’re old bastards who remember before React.