NotErisma [they/them, any]

Aww don’t you like beep boop pig poop balls version 69?

>I just discovered your username is also an emoji

>Are they so bought and paid for that their ‘investors’ won’t let them?

Yes

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You: [policing emoji use]

Me: noooo I can't use whatever I want!!

Ah yes being chained by vroom vroom for wrongthonk, just like in my spooky sci-fi treat 1979 by George Foreman.

Did the cops at least wear cowboy hats and greet them by saying 'audi pardner?

I heard those wine glasses go clink

>edit like idk hours later

FUckK I heard them clink again!

ya know what, im actually okay with this little gag in my head

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Is this literally:

: MAH GOT DANG BURGER TOO SMALL???

I finally achieved it folks! I finally got to see a reactionary get ripped apart live in here!!!

> Edit: Random fucking morons attacking me and calling me a bigot, you are truly a bunch of imbecile.

“Halp Im being called out for my shenanigans and now im entering damage control!”

Im legit crying with how bad things have spiraled out in my end

IM FUCiKInfg DrOWNBING IN DEBT

HEALTHcARE??

FOOD ???

SOMETHING!!?!?!

PUHLEASE?!!?!?!?!?

[no you get slava ukraine and a bazillion guns to Taipei]

What an unusually comedic yet depressing final comments in the article:

It’s an ironic end to the streaming wars. After pouring billions and billions of dollars into constructing supposedly revolutionary streaming platforms, and decimating the business models that had offered the industry stability for decades, the ultimate product looks awfully similar to what companies and consumers were trying to break free from in the first place.

Im just gonna parrot what the other person remarked because what they said is pretty on point: I mean this is basically inevitable. We know that capitalism doesn’t actually seek the lowest price as its evangelists usually preach, but the highest - and so there is no way that streaming will not balloon over time to a price comparable to the cable TV plans of the past.

Yarrr