Sex, she wants sex. In my experience usually big talkers are small performers. So next time she says she will “eat you alive” tell her to prove it.

Maybe we should break into their home and see if they want to start peace negotiations. Because nobody calls the police when that happens. Give us half your stuff and we will leave.

That was the worst part. It wouldn’t take but 2 or 3 comments and it was off the the races of innuendos and jokes. I would read less than 10% of them because it got to be infuriating.