Why are so many women and children joining Hamas?

Iran: *threatens Peshmerga with death sentence.

Activist: More, please…

It’s a good thing they don’t believe in science. Because if they ever found out how eyes work, then things would get real bloody real fast.

Watch is on the wrong wrist.

So you can spread word that the democrats killed him and start a civil war.

Herbert Hoover was an economic genius who could do no wrong.

English cutoff is at 18.

There is no cutoff in Hebrew.

The Euphrates, apparently.

ISISreal on the march.

He looks like Bob Odenkirk’s donut ordering slacker from Mr. Show.

“Nah… we’d much rather steal more Lebanese land.”

Isn’t that what got the crow guy perma-ip-banned?

Programmers have it so easy nowadays.

You should try programming in BASIC on the Atari.

27 years… They’re older than I was when I started reading them.

I’m so glad that this guy’s cat ran away from him.

“I’m a communist, I can’t be a far right conservative!” - Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin

Cue the Cool J.

I can see the appeal for that… Except for the NES.

I gave my last cartridge blowie a long time ago.

“None of our the other candidates got any votes!”

https://youtu.be/xuv7SIVNkx8?si=llKOVfdJXPmOvWJ7

More likely from here.