Or maybe its the leftist that Faux news conjured up for him?

I accidentally overfed him, which I guess is just as bad due to the Dark Souls themed overlay lol.

I have smart home devices, luke a doorbell, but I limit all traffic on them to be local network traffic only. No random requests or connections to outside servers and if I need to access it away from home I jump on a VPN. Not a solution for everyone, but it gives you a lot more control over your devices.