Let me fuck my way to virginity.

The famous paper tiger. :p

wtf m8?

With both horses and cows, the stupidest most effective way to make them come see you is turning your back to them amd fiddle with your hands while looking busy.

That’s how curious they are. I really like that trait of character.

weaponized autism?

I have ADHD too. Most of the time I recalculate my age based on my BF’s that I usually have an easier time remembering.

Yup it sure looks like it.

In order to make the reflection work the bed would have to be angled against the wall.

It’s funny how the brain instantly notices that the perspective is nonsensical but can’t really pinpoint the issue ^^

Moscow Death Brigade for example

That one’s really good.

Carthago deleda est?

(amongst a very long list of localities)

Which is funny since the guy in the video was an Italian-American posing as an American native.

In this instance, parents and pediatricians ^^’

Hey Germany, you might have a slightly unhealthy relationship with alcohol.

~ A random French

Now what?

I’m not sure I’d consider alcohol a “food product”

Although I 110% agree with your comment.