Bittersweet at best. Yes they work for Russia, but they are still 10,000 lives just snuffed out for some deranged madman’s war.

I think Ukraine just went to the store to top up POWs, though.

Two options, just tell them that you want to practice your American accent, or use it when you quote your friends. The second one works best if it’s close friends who enjoy making fun of each other a bit.

Wait, I thought Dougs were the side characters from books who’s names are never relevant.

Technically you could shorten it the other way to Unionist. Which is likely to be confusing, but on the plus side might make some idiots mad.