We’re both going to call our bosses about “car troubles” and then be very very late into work.
We’re both going to call our bosses about “car troubles” and then be very very late into work.
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It’s “Metro” it’s a free newspaper that’s available on every bus in the UK owned by the same people as the infamous paper: the Daily Mail. It has the same low-quality journalism but with the opposite spin (centre-left).
I wouldn’t trust those two papers to wipe my arse clean because there’d be more shit smeared onto my cheeks!
It’s a cultural skill developed over many centuries where armies stood on opposite ends of a field and insulted eachother before the charge happened.
Here’s a breakdown of the aforementioned insult:
“You Fucking” used as a layup for whatever follows. It is best to exclude swears for subsequent words unless you intend to punctuate the end with a worse swear. The only one up from “Fuck” is “Cunt” without getting into slurs.
“Nepo” shorthand for nepotism, this is the personal attack element and should be first in the insult. If you imagine stabbing someone with words, this is the one that breaks through the skin. It also has two syllables so it can follow on well from “fucking” which also has two.
“Silverspoon-lollipop” is the final thrust of the insult deep into their soul. This has three elements:
In closing, this is a skill that can be learnt it just requires practicing a few rules-of-thumb:
Use these guidelines and you’ll have your enemy’s soul demoralised and destroyed their therapist will need a therapist. Happy insulting, ya bastards! 😊
We don’t have enough firearms in private hands evenly distributed to have a civil war you fucking nepo-silverspoon-lollipop!
Maybe you should be looking at your own country for that and I wonder where the nutjobs are that would kickstart that would hear their misinformed reason? I’ll give you a clue, it used to rhyme with Shitter!
FFS, WTO just forgive the debt or restructure it. Having a Kenya devolve into disruption followed by civil war and war lords and terror groups taking advantage will just create another refugee crisis.
Two for one deal it is then.
South Korea should respond with balloons of NK notes to devalue their currency massively.
You come first.
We’ve tried this. Blair’s talks with Putin, Obama’s Russia Reset, energy cooperation in Europe, and that non aggression deal Russia signed with Ukraine.
Putin threw all of that away when he invaded Crimea and then Ukraine.
True peace in the region will be achieved by Putin being removed from power by the Russian people, ending the war at internationally recognised boarders, rebuilding Ukraine letting them choose their own path geopolitically, AND helping Russia rebuild from decades of corruption and kleptocracy.
Until then the only way to stop Putin, who only recognises strength, is to fight back.
Dum, dum, dum, another one out the gene pool.
Have you tried summoning Nodachi?
Set up a limited liability media production company, draft some performance contracts with good payment terms, and start contacting adult agencies.
Oh and be sure to hire a company to handle your OF text interactions, they’ll help you shift more photo and video sets.
So, when does your OF launch?
So, how long will you leave it before you start your only fans or private snap?
The Royal Observatory Greenwich:
“Well, as the first to co-ordinate time we-”
The International Telecommunication Union and International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service in Unison:
“Excuse me, I think you’ll find we manage the time.”
NIST: “I don’t see your footprints up there! We’re going off my Omega Speedmaster!”
So is there a 9th circle? Would that be a programming language where the only way to compile would be to speak op-codes out loud in the correct sequence & cadence into a microphone?
That’s if you’re a business student obsessed with automating their side-hussle.
You’re under no obligation to answer these questions, but I would like your opinion:
Before the recent attack, was there any chance of a long lasting agreement being reached between Israel and Palestine?
What are the chances of a peace deal being respected by both sides?
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