If you can’t get enough 6502 you can build your own http://wilsonminesco.com/6502primer/

I built a 6502 SBC on a breadboard years ago

Try 6502 assembly. https://skilldrick.github.io/easy6502/

My favorite assembly language by far.

I moved from Colorado to the great lakes region partly for this reason. I was evacuated from both my home and workplace multiple times in the last 10 years I lived there due to wildfires. I don’t miss living in the high desert. Cloudy winters are an adjustment though.

We all have wenuses. The elbowed among us at least.

Look no further https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-instruction_set_computer

You could also buy citric acid, relatively inexpensive and safe as vinegar.

I’ve been using Dvorak for over 15 years. There are dozens of us!

I use dvorak full time, but I can’t touch type on qwerty. I do get strange looks at work when I have to hunt and peck at the lab computers qwerty keyboards.