This is probably the most delicious, lickable butthole I’ve seen since college.

I demand the movie industry delivers Scarlett Johansson to my room striped and covered in melted butter, but it looks like none of us are going home happy today.

You seriously look like a lot of fun.

I’m an American living in Canada and I think the law and mentality around it are silly.

That said, you’re right. Those are the codified rules, and because they are codified, the hotel has taken the necessary steps to protect themselves, while going out of their way to provide this to their customer. They could have just told them no, just like every other establishment does.