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Literally just block them. It will take you 10 sec tops and you’ll never see them again. This is a you problem, regardless of your tastes or my tastes, or their post history. When I see people who I’m just not interested in seeing, I don’t bitch and complain, I block and refresh to remove them from my feed entirely. Stop yucking other’s yum.

… omg we’re nerds.

From the dinner table: your smile
From between your legs: your tits

At least you didn’t drop your phone this time!

This is how it goes. You wait too long and you get offered up to others. 😂

Deal. And I’ll even let you have the reward.

Great. In other circumstances I’d ask whose dick I need to suck to get something to happen but I think that might be the point. 😅😜

Jeez, this has been going on for a few weeks now. Would you two just get a room? Then add your wife, some mirrors, cameras, and record it for us with several angles and positions? Sheesh, some people.

Your lips, because I’m a goddamn gentleman. At least for a bit.

Ah yes, the lesser known Red Hand of Saruman

It’s from a Meatloaf song, I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That). It’s referenced in HIMYM though.

The snuest of snus.

Never been happier to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Gives a 404 unless you take off .jpg

Correct URL: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/stupidgainsborokestrel

Oh if only… Would love to wake up to a taste of you in the morning.

Never thought I’d want to kiss Homer Simpson before but…

How did you know this is how I watch TV?! Love this lol

🤣 exactly

Hahaha yes but you can’t help but laugh when a guy points out why the stereotype exists about not being able to find the clit 🤣

God damn… I don’t care if you don’t have lips or a clit, that’s the sexist damn video I’ve seen on here.

Lol, I’m really sorry, I had to say it 😅