He was white as a sheet

Is this a Firefly reference?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

No joke, I thought for a second you were referring to Infinite Solutions and were trolling hardcore. I haven’t thought about that in a long time.

sungloc.utus

The ol’ Uno reverso countersquat technique, I like it

Make sure to wear your favorite Music Band tshirt.

In Baltimore, MD you can drink in Hamsterdam

They’re under eighteen they won’t be doing any time

That’s just a picture of ANUSTART

Is that why your mom doesn’t grow boom roasted

Probably because of how accurate it is

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One of my home servers was popped once, they stuck a new MOTD on there to let me know how foolish I was and I haven’t made that mistake since. So… yay greyhat?

For Chiefly reasons of course. Now whether or not that server is active in the cluster is another matter entirely, but hey if it makes him/her feel important /shrug

Figure ~45 minutes to run to the liquor store for a decent single malt, another ~25 minutes for the pizza rolls, quick power nap, wake up and redeploy. That’s about 2 hours.

Paimon?

Unix is the kind of friend who won’t bat an eye about holding your beer while you go and do something incredibly stupid

Cartoon Cartoons!

Near the crack