You’re so much less unattractive with my feet on your face ☺️
You’re so much less unattractive with my feet on your face ☺️
I take this back. EMPRESS is simply awful. Not a fun villain.
Would you do it for $100?
Please tell me at least some parts of your comment are sarcasm?
Otoh, my family has procreated for billions of years, I’m the last of my line, I have no children, and can’t imagine raising them with all the ₽ɪ$ʂ out there. Idfk.
Is that a euphemism for “I’m in the bottom 10%”? Jk
The kind of villain that is entertaining to watch. Hi, Gia Gunn, Elliot Goss, and Shiv Roy (for example)!
Omg ’minds me it’s time for dinner
This is my recommendation
Imagine if your username were iars. Awful.
An important professor constantly and frustratingly said
we can call this variable whatever we want, so we’ll call it
Fred
Made me panic and irate and focus on the wrong part of the problem. Every. Single. Time.
They have been so done with me for aeons. God they’re awful people.
curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt
My “lazy” eye now actually has better vision than the eye I actually use. The lazy eye is just for show.
I had surgery at like 5 years old and I’m told it helped at least as much as the eyepatches.
I love Texans but when I worked telephones when I was younger, only the most awful people were exactly the kinds of Texans you’re describing. Maybe it was because we were strangers but there is a part of me that’s still terrified, especially of Dallas people, because of it.
Do I really have to escape my dots in a .gitignore
?
what was the problem with the bear?
Tom Cruise’s sexuality and religion are objective satire
Are they even doing that tho? Like they talk about it a lot, but because these are children we send to slaughter and watch their teachers bleed out while terrified, I demand to see these thoughts and prayers as long as they are preferred in a way that implies moral support. Appalling.
A lotta hope. My 3 minutes are penciled in tomorrow at 2pm. Same 3 minutes my legislators spend on it. Gotta have hope!¹
EMPRESS is full on Elan Mask now as if this is 1930s Germany.