Unhelpful idea: practice as-is until you’re good enough to beat it in one sitting

Does anyone else see “S🐶ND”?

That’s why programmers have all those monitors. They’re each hooked up to a different computer.

Nah, just poor choice of phrasing on my part. Clarified in edit above.

Sorry for the vagueness. Pannenkoek is like the authority on weird Mario 64 quirks, and makes excellent videos. As soon as you see that name, there’s no need to keep reading – just go watch the video.

Like, this article could have been one sentence: “New Pannenkoek vid just dropped: [link]”

I read until it mentioned pannenkoek and immediately clicked away after that.

edit: clicked away from the article to watch the video directly from the source. Go watch the video, pannenkoek is great.

Wow, that is a coincidence. But nah I’ve never heard that song before lol

“How can this invention help us sell more sugar water?”

Creativity is hot. That makes more sense, thanks.

I still don’t understand.

What’s the y axis?

Monkey’s paw, you wanted to water your garden and now you’re trapped in a perpetual downpour.

He could convince the gods that they must imagine him happy. Then they’d figure that he’s just as miserable pushing the rock as he would be not pushing the rock, so they let him free. Or maybe they give him an even more miserable punishment.

Not buying things is probably the most accessible course of action. I haven’t bought a carton of eggs in probably over a year now. Yes, I heard prices went back down. But you know what? Fuck 'em. Companies can’t just price-gouge and then pretend everything’s cool.

how do you think he types with those boxing glove hands

There are tasks and chores my parents used to do on my behalf that I now do myself, like making money, paying taxes, handling health insurance, etc. I guess those make me feel like an adult.

But then there are milestones I thought I would have hit by now that I have not, mainly concerning family life. No kids, no partner, nobody to take care of but myself. If I wanna go out and party, or stay in and play video games all weekend, there’s not really much to stop me. That makes me feel immature.

Dang, that’s wild.

I’m still not going back to the office.

(…what’s a vision pro?)

HR: This email is to inform you of concerns about your professionalism in the workplace.

Me: 👍 🎉 😂

I wish there were more moderately paced e-scooters using bike lanes. I like to race them lol. Instead they’re usually going against traffic and/or on sidewalks. Please avoid doing those things if you can.