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I mean I agree, but this is absolutely hilarious. I haven’t laughed out loud in months and I just snortled the beer out from my nose. I’m dying. Send help.

Open up! It’s the thought-police! We have reason to believe you are reading with intent to commit a criminal act! You are under arrest! Anything you say or think can and will be used against you in the court of law!

In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka has Oompaloompas working as slaves(?) in his factory. I constantly have the Oompaloompa song playing in my head so it’s Oompaloompa with more OOMPH! Nothing more, nothing less. Yes, I am a moron and I know it would’ve been better as Oomphaloompa, but it’s too late now. At least there’s twice as much oomph now.