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Poor can work at the Mar-a-Lago for food or die in a gutter. That’s the American way.

One of these will happen?

1. Trump is Putins puppet and US will eventually drop support from Ukraine. Europes support will not be enough and Ukraine eventually falls. Trump tower will be build in Moscow in a decade.

2. Trump will brown nose Putin. Putin will humiliate Trump and things will continue as is.

3. Option 2, but Trump dies or is incapacitated. Just replace Trump with Vance or other Republican stooge.

4. Trump is actually a misunderstood stable genius and war will end with territorial loses that Ukraine can accept.

5. Russia has an economical collapse and has to pull out of Ukraine, but still desperately tries to cling on Crimea. No peace agreement signed and conflict continues as a confusing mess to far future, maybe stabilizing in Korea style.

6. Everybody goes nuts and we are all live action roleplaying Fallout.

At least this time it isn’t Lavrov

Sun is actually hard to reach. You need NASA. I’m sure their happy to help.

Yes, but what about me money?

For a meat wave? Hell no?

Kim probably kept swinging his dick that if troops in Ukraine were North Korean the war would already be over. Putin probably said “sure, have at it”.

Not in Putins best interest to be humiliated by NK. So they are gonna be shit and probably call artillery strike on themselves “by accident”.

Eating puppies wasn’t edgy enough anymore.

Just wait a while and I’ll be nickle. Althout Musk might be interested now.

Protip: aim at the interpreters

Current world politics showing everybody we haven’t learned anything in the last century? Might a factor?

Did they sign an actual peace treaty at some point?

My cynicism agrees that unfortunately the genie is out of the bottle and this has only one direction of progression.

Isn’t it enough just to cut under sea telecom cables, piss off Elon and make other satellite tech expensive af.

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No fucking hope. He’ll milk all the hopeful sycophants as long as he can and take his nonexistent money somewhere else.

They still have those wire phones with a hand crank.

Maybe Putins buddies have stocks in the wire industry.

But that would have been bad for business.

I don’t get it. Unless there are warcrimes involved, condemning enemy combatants is more than petty. Especially if they are captured outside Russian territory.

He said dong, he he he.

Yes, the board game version.