That’s it? You just need to say “you know this actor character we call Tom Cruise in our show, and does the same stuff as the real actor Tom cruise in real life, it’s actually a fictional character unrelated to the real Tom Cruise in real life” and you Gucci?
Give yourself to science instead. Surely there are some companies hoping to try new products or experiments on live specimens.
Maybe some trippy new drug. Maybe hot dogs for fingers. Not sure how that all works.