sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

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not my problem

it’s not physically possible to downvote someone on hexbear

“I am going to start making money by cutting down trees. But in order to offset the amount of trees I cut down, I will also plant a tree every year”
“weird, why is the forest disappearing?”

Very simple fix
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bureau_of_Land_Management

Now Amazon is an anti-governmental organization

how do you make a separate internet?

you should think like Bill Gates and play 9/11 in minecraft

Millions must never remember

Millions, Billions even, of adults will learn and date and play with children in the Roblox metaverse if we don’t play IRL Minecraft

Things that are hard to believe still exist:

• Linux
• VLC media player
• Pirate Bay (torrents/filesharing in general)
• hard drives
• email
• google earth

Being a somewhat tech illiterate millennial (only knows how to navigate windows and passed a data structures class) it feels like any of these things could be eventually taken out next (probably not Linux just because it’d be the hardest)

I wouldn’t at all be surprised if they found a way to monetize hard drives into a subscription based storage service

Mostly I don’t understand much, but I know that I witnessed the internet turn from a fast clickable diverse wonderland to a place dominated by 6 websites which take up 4GB RAM to run, followed by the further decline of youtube (started going for ADHD related results in 2011), google (search results started sucking in 2019) and reddit (mods started getting banhappy in 2020)

this dude over here really had his “chinabad” switch turned on in 2018 and doesn’t even realize it or remember what it was like in the before-fore times

Their whole political identity is being against the US

kettle

colonialism is when you build bridges and train stations

non-colonialism is when you have 50+ military bases scattered across a foreign continent and keep all their cash in your banks and don’t allow them to even withdraw it and you assassinate the last 10 democratically elected leaders who tried to change this arrangement

dude it’s literally a fucking scarf. you are saying you’re against people wearing scarves

I am AGAINST women wearing JEANS AND T SHIRTS because they are being OPPRESSED into NOT SHOWING more of their skin in a WONDERFUL and MISOGYNY-FREE alternative such as a BIKINI or THONG

I want to ban people from eating tuna mayo sandwiches and rotting shark I’m not racist

bit idea:

shove this in libs’ faces and say “China has already annexed France, it’s over”

https://imgin.voidnet.tech/4WRa7YZ.png

lemmy poster can’t do a google search

many such cases

“i hate X as much as the next guy but cmon”

literal reddit bot