Easy, because over here it’s already dark at 4pm.

However, their mission did get extended because of Starliner. While Starliner was sitting on the ISS, it occupied the docking port, so the next crew (their relief crew, essentially) couldn’t be sent up.

Yes, the bomb travelled forward in time at one minute per minute

If you commute that much you’re living in a box either way

food deemed too sad even for No Frills

Lol

Cutting out someone’s liver to transplant isn’t easy nor risk free. You are risking death to have a low probability of saving someone. It doesn’t matter if they are volunteers.

That would be nice if we had an unlimited supply of livers to transplant. Give everyone a chance.

Unfortunately I’d still rather give whatever liver we have on hand to someone guaranteed not to wreck it immediately, because giving her a chance means taking away someone else’s.

If China wants to pay for my next car for me, I’m fine with that.

Can’t get ad revenue on a short, concise, and helpful page.

Even a basic cookie recipe requires someone’s whole life story and scrolling through 10 ads

It’s pretty obvious why lol.

90% of the calls I receive are spam.

Calling demands that I pick up the phone RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. Bitch, if it ain’t a life threatening emergency I’m not dropping everything I’m working on for you.

Texting allows me to respond when it’s convenient for me.

Text generally takes 3 seconds to get the point across instead of having a whole conversation about it

Art, sports, leisure, entertainment all need to be banned. They distract the worker from his task of serving the people CEO.

Flavor’s actually not bad at all. I’ve definitely had spicy foods that are nothing but capsaicin but this one actually has taste

The joke is that folding a fitted sheet is hard.

What I see is a whole lot of wooooosh

In case you weren’t aware, the Sopranos is also fictional.

It also lets them have a US military base in the middle East, where just about every other country hates the US

And then they have no port to plug into on their phone.

Many birth defects are rare, and require 2 copies of a defective gene to show up. Most “normal” people will be carrying a few defective genes (out of thousands of pairs), but are fine because they have a good copy still working.

Family members tend to have similar genes.

The chances of you and a family member having the SAME defective gene are massively greater than you and some random stranger.

Thus any child would also have a massively greater chance of inheriting 2 identical copies of the defect.

mostly seems like a tire issue. These things come with all seasons made for fuel efficiency, not traction.

the fact that you just happen to have a bale of straw handy every winter was a clue…

they aren’t tied to the wheel, just the hubcaps. If you want to run it without the hubcaps, you can put whatever tire you want on it.