I am ready to see rich people’s kids go to freeze their ass off in the ruzzian tundra to defend and Avenge “Mara Lago!”. I understand if putin needs to start his attack there. It’s such a, the most important and significant national thing that all of us Americans would be deeply affected by if some outside force were to invade it. Maralago is spelled man, the la. Then go. Near or in the state called Florida by the way.

But before she did that I didn’t even know her name. Now I know of the great Lidia Thorpe. In Spanish Thorpe sounds like Torpe which means like careless goofy. But let me tell you, I was driving home from work Friday when I heard that woman roar.

I mean she might could be like MTG, I don’t know anything about Australia. But one thing I know is that she’s part of my brown people. At least from that perspective I can totally understand her and her desire to prevent more damage and to instead try to lift her people.

Lame duuuuude! Hurray! No lame duck at all.

You’re not alone. Just call 1800SG10000 they will…oh who an I kidding! Yeah you’re alone. Man I had to vaguely remember anything about the russian star gate thing. I didn’t even remember it had that dhd thing missing. You better forget enough. You’re on your own buddy!

Hopefully the head went in the same direction as the rest of the body? Abruptly.

Remember when russia had a star gate and then the US broke theirs so they had to use the russian one? Ah yes. There was collaborative partnerships but now they have thrown all that away to satisfy putin. russia will be announced like they announce Peru or Chile…the little nation that is troubled but somehow still makes the news. But it will take a long time. First they gotta lose the war, they’re taking their own sweet time doing that but they’re getting there. And then probably a decade to lick all the wounds. And then…news 10! At 10! Watch as Vlad the Propeller, the new ruzzian leeder trips over a microphone cable! It was hilarious 😂😆!..

Some will get lots of valuable experience. like for example getting split into 357 pieces. Where else will you ever get that experience anywhere?

It took me a while to learn that:

Reverse proxy= your page lives in your basement but only your DNS knows. From outside everyone goes to “my page is cool.com”

VPN= LAN but in WAN…go to Starfucks and you can still get your files from your basement’s NAS

I’m sure they got other meanings, but this frame helped me a bit. Hide your IP!

Let me tell you the story of the great Knocrates. He was a Greek philosophy major from ancient UCLA. He really liked cute things and one day he was between two of the most beautiful tits women kind had ever grown. Look the point is that you probably don’t want cute 🥺🥰. It doesn’t last. Anyway you want Hot 🥵🔥🥵. You want 🔥!

You don’t hear about a great red panda browser. But you hear about Firefox a lot! See what I mean? So fireworks 🎆🎇🎇 it is!

No! Fireworks! 🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆. Just pop a whole bunch and your panda problems would be history. C’mon man 😂. We can save the world! From red pandas

Hey, if your country is overrun by red panda infestations, you know exactly what to do!

I second this. I didn’t understand that until…you know, like you install the latest python or something and then your website is proof! Gone. Dockerization gives it a little bit of stability.

I came to say this almost exactly word for word. 5 storey would have been enough, but hey. If you gotta make a splash, make a splash.

Don’t worry, it’s not airborne. Just walk 6 feet behind other people.

Ukraine wouldn’t waste drones like that. Every drone can carry a little something for the Russians.

This should inspire a new Nabisco cookie 🍪. And it should be consumed with Coca-Cola or some other Nestle “food”.

I mean, maybe he just knew! 🤣🤔

Russian Carols this new precedential cycle…"oh he’s my bitch! Oh he’s my bitch! I’m gonna fuck’m real good! 🎵 🎶

(Read in the tune of the “oh Christmas tree” song)

Nice! So another 40 days or war. That could be a nice Christmas present 💝🎁 for the world, even if you didn’t believe in a flying spaghetti monster who created us all. Right?

29,243 actually…make that 29,242…for fuck’s sake! Derrin! Stop shooting until I post!