There are plenty of cheat sheets online. The main thing is understanding that there are different modes, knowing what they do, and how to switch between them and issue commands.

And you weren’t curious about how it worked? Not at all?

Oh no! It says there might be early spoilers! Yikes!

Nothing for me to do but go download the ROM and play it early, then. I have no choice.

So, the ROM leaking early has…what to do with emulators?

At this point, I think it’s gone from “ethically okay” to “mandatory”.

It’s like downloading Metallica’s newest album. Sure, I might never listen to it, but it’s the principle.

Also “the Jews killed Jesus” is a classic antisemitic trope.

It’s also a Bible story, so probably not even true in the first place.

Nononono…“never again” means "never again for Jews". Other genocides are a-okay.

Hey, instead of picking on that little kid, why don’t you go harass that huge bodybuilder guy with all the knives attached to his belt?

Nintendo’s argument is that their games are art, and being unable to control how they’re presented degrades the art. My eyes rolled across the room the first time I heard that.

People only remember the good stuff. They don’t usually think about all the software that sucked.

Demonoid. They had a community that put together a lot of high-quality torrents.

If they haven’t released it, then they haven’t released it. I highly doubt somebody on Lemmy knows how to hack Julian Assange, and even if they did, this would be the wrong place to ask.

Don’t do illegal drugs, kids! You could get in trouble, because they’re illegal.

Or maybe…hear me out…different people like different things. Some people don’t like GUIs and enjoy working in the command line. For some other people, it’s the opposite.

It’s just different preferences.

A couple of times I’ve had it autocorrect to complete gibberish. Go home, GBoard, you’re drunk.

I can’t believe that I’m hearing about this for the first time.

But…but…there might be spoilers!!

I think it’s so silly how every article about this talks about the danger of spoilers because the game leaked early. There are going to be spoilers galore once the game officially releases in a few days. What difference does it make?

Nope.

I’m not willing to carry around 300 cartridges

Where would you be carrying them?