The article you linked seems to disagree with your point:

I’m not saying the Magic Mouse couldn’t be improved, or that should Apple ever release a third version, the charging solution shouldn’t be better.

Am I the only one who can’t think of a time DNS has caused a production outage on a platform I worked on?

Lots of other problems over the years, but never DNS.

If you’re in the USA I would suggest using Amica for your insurance. They are great, and I’ve never seen an advertisement for them!