Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have been scrapping it out in the social media ether for months and now they’re ready to do the business in a cage. In a hardly believable exchange that has take…
My money is on Fuckerberg. At least he stays in shape with his billions. I don’t understand how Elon is so fat when he can pay people to literally put healthy food in his mouth like a baby.
I invest in Meta since I figure I’d better make money off of Zuck if he’s gonna make money off of me, and I’m curious if my money is literally on him. This seems like the type of universe where stock prices could fluctuate based on whether or not the CEO has a better punch than the other guy.
My money is on Fuckerberg. At least he stays in shape with his billions. I don’t understand how Elon is so fat when he can pay people to literally put healthy food in his mouth like a baby.
I invest in Meta since I figure I’d better make money off of Zuck if he’s gonna make money off of me, and I’m curious if my money is literally on him. This seems like the type of universe where stock prices could fluctuate based on whether or not the CEO has a better punch than the other guy.
I’m putting fifty quatloos on the android!