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minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·6 months agoI like “orphanize” - one of those things that shouldn’t be a word, but is!
minus-squareIron Lynx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoNGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoAlternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoOr a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoWhat would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoSeems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
minus-squarePoolloverNathan@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-26 months agoimpl<'a, T: Child> ChildRef<'a, T> { fn orphanize<T: Child>(r: Self) -> Orphan<T>; }
minus-squareIWantToFuckSpez@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down3·6 months agoJust rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.
minus-squaresetVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-26 months agoGarbage collection??? /s
minus-squarePoolloverNathan@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-26 months ago-- |Removes the given object from its current parent, if any, and then adds it as a child of the other given object. kidnap :: ChildBearing c p => p -- ^The kidnapper. -> c -- ^The child to kidnap. IO ()
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I like “orphanize” - one of those things that shouldn’t be a word, but is!
umbilicalCord.cut()NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name
Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?
Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
Just rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.
Garbage collection???
/s
SendToBoardingSchool()def callCps()